I Don't Love You Much Do I, by Guy Clark

I don’t love you much do I
Just more than human tongue can tell and that's all
I don’t love you much do I
Remember how I kissed you in the hall

See how it sparkles in my eyes
I couldn’t hide it if I tried- that’s right
I don’t love you much do I
Just more than anything else in this whole world
I don’t love you much do I
Just more than all the stars in the sky
I don’t love you much do I
I think you hung the moon and that’s alright

I don’t love you much do I
You can feel it all the way across the room
I don’t love you much do I
Like the spring doesn’t make the flowers bloom
I don’t love you much do I
I'd follow you to hell and back again
I don’t love you much do I
Just watch me light up when you walk in

I don't love you much do I
Just more than anything else in this whole world

I don't love you much do I

Dang

I accidentally bought waterproof mascara the other day. Now it won't come off.

The Heat Wave Spoon ("It's too hot to spoon.")

1. Both spooners (there is no spoonee) lie very still on their backs on their own sides of the bed. Note: This is the ONLY time we'll advocate for you to stay on separate sides of the bed.

2. Slowly, so as to not exert yourself in the overwhelming heat, inch the hand that is closest to your partner even closer.

3. When your hands touch, stop.

4. Take your pinkie and intertwine it with your partner's.

Now your pinkies are spooning.

Funny Funny from RD

"Does anyone in this room need to be dismissed from jury duty?" my father, a judge, asked a roomful of prospective jurors.
A nervous young man stood up. "I'd like to be dismissed," he said.
"And why is that?"
"My wife is about to conceive."
Slightly taken aback, Dad responded, "I believe, sir, you mean 'deliver.' But either way, I agree. You should be there."

The Husband & Annabelle

I think she likes him...

Aarrrrgggg!

I got THE COOLEST toy in my Happy Meal yesterday (yes, I still eat Happy Meals.)
I pulled out the bag and saw a plastic skull with a pirate hat and an eye patch.

Whoop-ti-do, right?

But wait - the directions said to ask a yes or no question, and then lift up the eye patch to find your answer. It turns out it's a skeleton-eyeball MAGIC EIGHT BALL!

I mean, how cool is it to find all of life's answers in the eye socket of a dead pirate?

Exhausted

I dreamed in mosaic last night.

Artsy-Fartsy

I mosaiced last night for two-and-a-half hours.

And I mosaiced today for five hours.

And I have a cut on my thumb from the glass (It bled. Ouch.)

I'll have to post a picture of the final product when I'm all done.

Is "mosaiced" even a word?

Zzzzzzz....

So last night around 11:45 pm, I was laying in bed, doing a Sudoku puzzle (yeah, yeah, I know, I couldn't sleep) when the husband comes in.

Husband: "Hey, you want to see something interesting?"
Me: "No, not really."
Husband: "No, no, it won't take that long."
Me : "Fine, what do you want to show me?"

And from there he proceeds to teach me Calculus. Yes, I said Calculus. Being the good little wifey I am, I actually listened (no comprehension, though) for about 15 minutes.

And then I fell right asleep. He should talk to me about Calculus every night; then maybe I wouldn't have problems sleeping.

NOTE: I am glad, though, that he's enthusiastic about the subject, as that plays a rather large part in his degree...

Oh, yeah

So there are these cookies. They bake them fresh at the TTU Starbucks. And they're not just any cookies. Yes, we do have chocolate chips, but that's just getting started. We then have milk chocolate chunks and dark chocoalte chunks. But to top it off, they threw on Hershey Kisses. And no matter when you get one, the chocolate is always gooey and soft.

What? What is that sound? Is that angels I hear singing?

And another...

One more, from the husband:

"The wifey is always righty."

He's a smart little cookie, too (hee hee)

Well Spoken

A quote from my dear friend, Jaime:

"Some things we can let go, but unfinished margaritas are not one of them."

She's a smart little cookie.

love love

Hilarious!

Check it out - Fo' shizzle

My Gangsta Blog

Quote

"I don't care about any fashion enough to give up food."

~The truly amazing Rachael Ray

The Good, The Bad, and the Chocolate

So I'm at work this morning (and yes, I said work, and yes, it's Sunday, and yes, I got here at 8:30 am, and yes, I mean work #1.) So much to do, so little time...

But (hey, at least there's a but), I'm eating what appears to be a regular ol' chocolate donut. But this is a deceiving little sucker. It's actually a chocolate-iced cinnamon roll! How awesome is that??

On my way to work this morning, I drove past the church with the funny signs (you know, the "Fa Shizzle" and "!Hola".) It now says "DUDE!"

By the way, it's National Ice Cream Day. Rock on.

What Do You Want to Be When You Grow Up?

I saw on old man driving down the street yesterday on a Harley, wearing a karate suit. I bet when he was four he wanted to be a "karate man" and ride a motorcycle when he grew up.

Names That Go With Jobs

The director of the Kinsey Sex Institute (Indiana University) - her name is Julia Heimen.

It's Here

It's finally here, the day I've been waiting for. Let out your inner-spirit. I'm not ashamed to admit it.

Ladies and gents...

It's National Embrace Your Geekness Day.

Tubular, dude.

Mmmm

Today is National Pecan Pie Day!
(peeee-can pieeeeee. Would you like to have dinner with me tonight? Name that flick...)

...

It's almost
a
sixth sense,
the way
I think
of you.
Someone can
laugh
or say something
you would say,
and, suddenly,
you're in
my thoughts
again.
I like that.
It means
you can
make me
smile
even when
you're far
away.

~B. Burns