I'm sitting here, drinking a glass of wine, enjoying a bowl of Fruity Pebbles, and watching Dallas Cowboy Cheerleaders: Making the Team.
I just watched a girl have her lifelong dream of being a Cowboy's cheerleader be crushed because her high-kick wasn't good enough.
I think I would have more problems than that. What? You want to see me do the splits and a double hurkey again? Hold on, I just need to finish this glass of Shiraz first, and then I'm there. 100%. This cheese? Oh, I have to eat this to bring out the flavors in the wine.