Classic

I saw a little elderly lady go up to a co-worker's desk the other day and say, "I don't have anyone to complain to that will listen, so I came back here to talk to you."

Random Pics

I have been sitting here for half an hour trying to find something to blog about, and thought I'd take a look at my camera archives...fun stuff!

Here is the little kittie that adopted my in-laws. They hadn't given her a name yet, so I made the executive decision and named her Jelly Bean. Isn't she adorable?

On our trip to Gatlinburg, TN, the husband and I visited Ripley's Aquarium. Here are a few pics of the friendly inhabitants...

And here is the cutest picture ever of my neice, Syd!

Off The Band Wagon, Once Again...

During our first few years of marriage, the husband and I worked hard to overcome one of his "issues."

He got a little better every day, and as of a few months ago, he was cured!

And then he left to do a summer internship, staying in a small apartment there.

And he promptly forgot how to put down the toilet seat.

He then brings this issue back home with him every weekend.

I think I'll need to plan an intervention next moth when he comes home for good.

A Girl After My Own Heart

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"I enjoy kids, but not for long periods.

I think they're adorable and funny and sweet,

and then I have a headache."

-Kim Cattrall

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Willie and Friends...minus one...

I had an elderly customer call in the other day asking for a loan. When I looked at her account I saw that she was pretty far in the red.

Me: You will need to come in and complete a loan application.

Customer: I can't drive no more.

Me: I will be happy to put one in the mail for you, and include a postage paid return envelope for you to send it back.

Customer: I don't got time for that, I need the money today. I gotta get my Willie Nelson tickets, but I don't have $132.50. I can't write a check if I don't get the loan.

Me: I apologize, ma'am, but all of our loans have a 48 hour processing period.

Customer: But I don't got 48 hours. I need the money now.

Me: Again, I am sorry we won't be able to get you the money today. I understand you're frustrated. But again, I'll be happy to send you an application so you can get started on it.

Customer: But...I gotta...but...it's Willie!