Two Very Important Things

An establishment I passed esterday: The Patriot: Firearms & Family Shooting Center

"Ok, kids! Get yer guns! We're headed to the shootin' place!"

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Tonight at Abuelos I ordered the "Tres Leches" cake for dessert. I asked the waitress how it was, and she said it was made from "three milks," so it was really creamy.

I kind of deduced that part on my own, considering the cake was called, um, Three Milks.

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And if you knew how long it took me to type this with Maggie rolling all over the keyboard, you'd appreciate it just a bit more :)

Warm

Dear little bathroom heater,

Thank you for making my mornings warmer, and a bit less traumatic getting out of the shower each morning. Your the best, little guy!

Love,

Melissa

Watchers Beware

Saw Feast of Love last night, with Morgan Freeman and Greg Kinear.

It was sad...tender...and pornographic. As in full frontal nudity.

To quote Sesame Street..."One of these things does not belong..."

And the winner is...

An e-mail trail between my dear mother (who was in Estes Park, Colorado last week) and me...

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Mom: A tiny little chipmunky just climbed on my foot!

Me: What's a chipmunky? :)

Mom: A teeny extra-cute chipmunk.

Me: Give him some retro sunglasses and cool shoes, and he'll be a funky chipmunky!

Mom: And LOTS of peanuts, and he'll be a funky chunky chipmunky!

Me: Then we can give him a nean green mohawk, and he'll be a funky chunky punky chipmunky!

Mom: And he can work out and wear a speedo and be a funky chunky punky hunky chipmunky!
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She won.