Saturday, October 25, 2008

Monday, October 20, 2008

Halloween Humor

Halloween Humor

A man was walking home alone late one foggy night, when behind him he hears:


Walking faster, he looks back and through the fog he makes out the image of an upright casket banging its way down the middle of the street toward him.


Terrified, the man begins to run toward his home, the casket bouncing quickly behind him.



He runs up to his door, fumbles with his keys, opens the door, rushes in, slams and locks the door behind him.

However, the casket crashes through his door, with the lid of the casket clapping.




On his heels, the terrified man runs.

Rushing upstairs to the bathroom, the man locks himself in.

His heart is pounding; his head is reeling; his breath is coming in sobbing gasps.

With a loud CRASH the casket breaks down the door, bumping and clapping toward him.

The man screams and reaches for something, anything, but all he can find is a bottle of cough syrup!

Desperate, he throws the cough syrup at the casket...


the coffin stops!

Sunday, October 19, 2008

Saturday, October 18, 2008

A Quote From The Husband...

Have you ever seen one of those videos where a monkey, like, sees another monkey for the first time?

Monday, October 13, 2008


This is so much fun - see if you can beat the computer - I did!

Click on the TicTacToe (below) to play:


Thursday, October 09, 2008

Fundraising Flier That Came Across My Desk

Saturday, October 18, 2008
1:00 pm
Harvest Festival
Proceeds will benefit the Lions' Club
Pit your luck against the gastronomical actions of our cows, and you could win $$$$
$5 per ticket (square)
Each square measures 18"x18"
676 squares available
Prize: $1000.00

Tuesday, October 07, 2008

Funny ha ha...

These 2 churches face each other across a busy street...

Sunday, October 05, 2008

Pretty Please With a Cherry on Top

I need help.

I am trying to start an etsy site for my glass jewelry and such (glass, pottery, etc,) but have no descriptive phrase to go underneath my business name.

My business name is "Happy Blueberry."

I am a) looking for a catch phrase, and b) then wanting to get a logo and business card laid out.

Any suggestions?

I can do 3-D. I cannot do 2-D. Or wording.

Any good ideas of the needs listed above might be justly rewarded!


I went to Cheddars tonight to eat. Our forks and knives were wrapped in nice napkins, but then they served me an overflowing drink, so it soon became quite messy.

Given the soaked napkin situation, I asked for an extra one.

And he brought me a paper towel.

Not just any paper towel, but one that I would buy.

On clearance.



I used to work there, and we never had paper towels like that.

Cheddars is not a barbecue joint. It is not a hot dog stand.

Aside from the above, I'm speechless.


Friday, October 03, 2008

Wednesday, October 01, 2008

McGyver's Dog

This is hilarious (and quite reminds me of Murphy as a pup...)