Thursday, June 28, 2007


I was stopped at a red light today when I started to look around me. I noticed I had a white SUV on either side, in front and behind me (a little creepy, if you ask me.)

So I began counting. And during the time I sat at the red light (it wasn't very long - I was second in line,) I saw 25 white SUVs. 25.

First of all, why white? Come on, show some flair. Second, no wonder the roads are so crowded with all those huge a** vehicles driving around. Third, those vehicles are why I have so many white paint dings on the sides of my car.

Heavy white SUV door + Lubbock winds = lots of white dings on Melissa's car.


Wednesday, June 27, 2007

What Were You Thinking?

I saw a barney-purple truck the other day with a sticker on the back windshield. It was heart-shaped and said "I Love Soccer Moms."

Didn't see who was driving. My imagination had quite the fun time!

Monday, June 25, 2007

Long time no speak!

Holi Canoli, it's been hot here lately! (And I would just like to say - for the record - that I am not a huge canoli fan. I just like the word canoli. Kinda just rolls off the tongue.)

The weather dude is actually saying that we're having a cooler-than-normal June. I say he's whack.

Well, had a good b-day, the husband had a good birthday (although he worked until 11 pm...) Good weekend, sweet kitty, really good job...and there's my life update in 24 words. I hope everyone out there has a really, really, really good start to your week.

Later gator.

Tuesday, June 19, 2007

June 20th...what a great day!

Happy birthday to me (in 53 minutes,)
happy birthday to me (in 53 minutes,)
happy birthday to meeeeeeee (in 52 minutes,)
happy birthday to me!


A quote I heard this morning on TV...and no, I won't give you the context, because then it wouldn't be as funny. Well, maybe it would.

LCU: helping to make your peanut butter and jelly sandwiches even better.

Monday, June 18, 2007


The most amazing thing has happened...we now have ANIMAL PLANET!!! Thank you, D*SH, for your not-so-good customer service and unreliable network, and thank you, Su**enlink, for offering Animal Planet as part of our affordable package!

Something cool I learned yesterday? 80% of all dogs in entertainment television and movies came from animal shelters. Ol' Yeller? He was about to be put down before he became a big star. That's just awesome.

Wednesday, June 13, 2007

Shake, Rattle and I can't hear the music...

Ok, I have an issue I'd like to voice...

When you have sub-woofers in your car/truck/suv/whatever, please be sure that your car/truck/suv/whatever is up to the task. When the frame of your car/truck/suv/whatever rattles like it's 1969, well, um, it just doesn't sound right.

You're supposed to be highlighting the kick a** bass and beat of your kick a** music and system, but I can't even begin to appreciate the wonders of the lyrics over the the pulsing of your over sized spoiler.

I'm sure some of you have a few words of dispute, so bring it on. I stand my ground.

P.S. For those of you who actually know how to marry a great solid car with a really cool system, kudos to you. At least I know that you really appreciate the music and sound versus just trying to sound like a BBA (Em, that was for you :)


After more than 3 and a half years of marriage, I've learned something new about the husband...

He loves (gasp) Michael Jackson.

When we get a new dog, the name will be, yes, Michael Jackson.

I think I just threw up!

Tuesday, June 12, 2007


Here is what it says across the bottom of my Mountain Dew bottle:

Dew. Be. Dew. Be. Dew.

That's just awesome, man. I love Dew. He's my best friend! (We even have the same initials!!)

Friday, June 08, 2007

Belated Wedding Congrats

I have always been a devout Saved by the Bell fan, since it first came on TV. Zac and Kelly were my best friends! I have seen every episode at least three times, and I still watch the show every morning while eating breakfast.

But I realized this morning that I had missed the very last episode, where Zac and Kelly get married!!! How could I have missed that??

The wedding was beautiful...

They're so perfect for each other...


Wednesday, June 06, 2007


I was all ready yesterday morning to come in and write some outstanding and enlightening story for you, but when I tried to pull up Blogger, the service was down.

Wouldn't you know it. So my amazing story went right out the window. Phooey.

So I'll just put down a few things.

Debra Messing's new show, The Starter Wife - really really cool! She's still as charming as ever, but was able to stay away from pulling on her Grace character - way to go, Debbie! (That just doesn't have the same ring to it as "Debra Messing"...)

Umm...I haven't managed to kill my newly planted flowers! I'll have to post a picture. MUCH prettier than last year!

What else...I'm drawing a blank. So have a good day, yo.

Saturday, June 02, 2007

Wait, don't leave!

Please don't forget about me!!! I'm coming back very very soon!!!