Really? I Mean, REALLY?!

I had this 14 year old kid come to my door last night, wearing jean shorts, a Longhorn hoodie, and a raised snooty eyebrow.

I opened the door and he just held out his plastic bag, not saying anything.

Here is the conversation that followed:

Him: ...

Me: I don't know if I want to give you any candy - you're wearing a Longhorn sweatshirt!

Him: Yeah, so? (Such respect for his elders, I tell you what)

Me: You're in Red Raider country!

Him: Just pretend it's a costume if it'll make you give me candy.