Freaking Hilarious!!!

WTF???

I actually used the word "crikey" today. As an expletive. And it just came out.

Now, don't get me wrong, I like the word. But it doesn't quite swim in my normal pool of expletives.

Those who know me well know my "favorite" expletive. (But don't worry, I won't say it here.)

If we were to put my "favorite" up against "crikey" in a boxing ring, who do you think would win. (Notice that I didn't even put a question mark at the end, because it's not even a question.)

Of course my "favorite" would take the gold.

So where in the deep depths (ok, not that deep) of my brain did I pull out the word "crikey" as a second nature curse word?

I have no clue.

Crikey.

Good Quote

"A mother is only as happy as her saddest child..."

(Gotta love Hallmark movies!)

Maxine...

The Husband...

"Sometimes I wish I could Google my brain."

Lesson Learned

Never drink beer and paint your nails at the same time.

"Some" people might get the bottle of beer and the bottle of polish remover mixed up. If they're not paying attention.

I'm totally not saying I did it, but I just wanted to warn others. Just in case.

P.S. My lips are burning.

Dinner

I can TOTALLY make an awesome box of macaroni!

Ode to My Bed

How I love you, bed sweet bed,
Such a cozy place to lay my head.

You are so welcoming, so snuggly, so soft,
I close my eyes and always know my dreams are held aloft.

Oh bed, dear bed,
You're frickin' awesome, you rock!