What a Day

Dear Mr. Monkey-arms in the car next to me last night,

When you're riding in a car that small, and you are so big, and your arms are super long, I wouldn't recommend hanging out the car window like that at the stoplight. You might scrape your knuckles on the ground, and we wouldn't want that.

You were so sweet when you were yelling "Where you goin'?" over and over, but it will not make me look at you. Clapping loudly will not make me look at you. Waiving your chimpanzee arms will not make me look at you.

However, it does make me not like you.

As a matter of fact, you were pretty creepy all together.

So go away.