La La Grr

Dear Mr. Songbird who sang outside my window at 5:30 this morning,

You do have a beautiful and cheerful voice, but could we at least wait until the sun is up to be so dang chipper?

Now I'm all about gun control, but the guy across the alley is not. So please be careful. Oh, and please tell your friend the dog that if he keeps barking at 2 and 3 and 4 and 5 am, we're going to have a serious issue on our hands.

Sincerely,

Your very-sleepy-and-not-so-much-the-morning-person-she-used-to-be neighbor

P.S. Do you take requests?