Monday, February 05, 2007

Advice Needed

We've had a problem at work lately with customers not flushing the toilet. And it drives me batties. So I decided I would take artistic control put up a little reminder sign (mwwaahh haa haa!)

So here are a few little diddies I (and sister) have come up with. I need your help to either vote for your favorite, or, if you have any suggestions, to pass them along...

Here we go:

Flush the toilet when you’re done
Or we’ll shoot you with a gun
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Even when you’re in a rush
Please do not forget to flush
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If you do not flush the pisser
Then I’ll punch you in the kisser
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We’ll make sure you cease to be
If you do not flush your pee
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Be polite and flush the john
‘Cause when you don’t it’s just plain wrong
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Don’t forget to flush the john
Or we’ll take away your bong
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Flush the toilet, we propose
So you won’t offend our nose

1 comment:

emily anna said...

I say that you print out a list of all of them on one page, then they can choose the one they like the best. That is really gross! Sometimes I don't flush... but thats just b/c Lukes room is right above the "pisser", and it would be a "pisser" if he woke up!!!
E