Monday, October 23, 2006

Funny from RD

Sitting in a hospital waiting room, I watched a woman helping her son finish a crossword puzzle.
"Mom," he asked, "what fits here?"
"It's man's best friend," she hinted.
The boy thought for a second then guessed, "Duct tape?"

Scientists now say that people should not use their cell phones outdoors during thunderstorms because of the risk of being struck by lightening. You should also avoid using them in movie theaters becasue of the risk of being strangled.

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