There's been something that's been bothering me for quite some time. I mean, I'm pretty upset. Why are there always lone shoes on the side of the street? Not a pair, just one. I mean, how do you lose one shoe? Are they just tossed out? Do they bounce out of a truck bed? Do people choose a favorite and abandon the other?
Do you think, “You know, I believe I did toss my shoe out the window last week. Hmm…was that on 6th Avenue or Main Street?”
There are probably shoes all over the world crying, because they've lost their other half.
I just don't get it.
Poor little lonely shoe.
National Adoption Day
5 years ago
4 comments:
That could never happen - you're crazy. They just steal babies to raise as their own.
Is that why I have to shave my entire body every day?
Gross! I was just kidding about the shaving thing - you actually do that???
Boy, this has been a fun run!
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