Merry Christmas, honey - I shaved!

Tra la la

This was on TV this afternoon (no lie - I can't make this stuff up.)

Wynonna - A Tribute on Ice

And I missed it.

Shoot.

Discoveries

I've discovered that west Texas winds and lip gloss do not make a good combination.

I've also discovered that decorating for Christmas takes time. Specifically set aside time. And if you don't set aside this time, your house is not decorated come Christmas day.

Phooey.

Sup

Why don't oysters donate to charity?

Because they're shellfish.

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There was an SUV in front of me today with three baseball stickers on the back that had numbers and, supposedly, their children's names on them. There was a pink sticker that said "Meggan," a green sticker that said "Riggen," and an orange sticker that said "Bugg."

Wha...?